telekinesis and ESP is the real deal cuz the CIA says so
The rest of your post is filled with red herrings attempting to BURY this one statement. As a matter of fact, this document about the CIA's TK testing is 100% authentic. You did not question the credibility of the CIA. You have no issue with accepting their research at face value. So what is the problem with this claim of mine? Why would you remain skeptical about TK with sources like these? Perhaps you believe that if it sounds like woo and if James Randi did not test it then it was not a valid test?