Blind Bartender: Yeah, but only one smells like the biggest, unabashed faggot who's even entered this bar. Let me buy you a drink, old friend. Is it still freshly squeezed squirrel piss on the rocks or have you gone erotica on my ass?
You're a very strange guy.
I'm more of a beer and wine guy, but hey, if squirrel piss is your thing, who am I to judge what you put in your body.
I've had way stranger things than squirrel piss inside me. There was this one time Hendrick and Johannes flew into town for a visit and they brought some stuff over from Europe that still has me tingling today.
Having erections for longer than 4 hours is really no fun after a while.