Quote from: BobLawblaw on July 22, 2017, 05:40:53 PM

Quote from: Gleb Gamow on July 22, 2017, 04:55:27 PM

Blind Bartender: Yeah, but only one smells like the biggest, unabashed faggot who's even entered this bar. Let me buy you a drink, old friend. Is it still freshly squeezed squirrel piss on the rocks or have you gone erotica on my ass?

You're a very strange guy.

I'm more of a beer and wine guy, but hey, if squirrel piss is your thing, who am I to judge what you put in your body.

I've had way stranger things than squirrel piss inside me. There was this one time Hendrick and Johannes flew into town for a visit and they brought some stuff over from Europe that still has me tingling today.

Having erections for longer than 4 hours is really no fun after a while.

I give. How did Hendrick and Johannes get the "stuff" pass customs?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_hamster

"My trip to Montana? I'd rather not talk about it. I'm still tingling."

By bad! I just figured it out. Damn, I'm slow sometimes. Tongue