Damn. I didn't factor all those boating accidents.
There was actually only one accident. We all decided to have a Monero meet-up on a small fishing boat in treacherous waters. Many fortunes were lost that day.
Sung to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme song:
The weather started getting rough,
But the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
Monero would be lost.
Monero would be lost.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea for us to arrange our paper wallets for a group photo on the sailboat's deck.
The look on everyone's faces when that totally unexpected gust of wind blew the wallets overboard is something that will haunt me to my grave.
Also regret printing the wallets on quickly dissolving rice paper.
