I kind of find it insulting that you think I am from America. I wonder if that is wrong of me?

Only if you don't want our ICBMs & stealth bombers to bring freedom & democracy to your unenlightened country. Shocked

As long as you dont come during the Easter because the airforce will be away celebrating.
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No worries, it's fine, just make sure to stock the pantry -- we'll make ourselves at home.

Naaah.. Im sure we will be fine. You see we dont have any oil. :3

In that case your human rights are not being violated, carry on.