I can't find where it says "must have access to an Avalon in China" but man, that would indeed be a sign of defeat... and I like it!
Engineer - Mandarin language skills (Must live in Asia, and access to an Avalon)
Engineer - North America (bring an ASIC with your resume)
Kinda strange they require applicants to have an Avalon or ASIC. Could they be trying to fake numbers using an Avalon? Hrmm...
Man.. are you both serious? I know it is hard to pick up on sarcasm via the internet.. but shit.. this is most OBVIOUSLY a joke. Please read the link.
On topic though.. that was pretty funny. Kind of rare when something from bitcointalk makes me laugh but judging by the two quotes above I can see why.