To join our church, a bitcoin transaction of at least one satoshi is required. A one-time payment of one satoshi guarantees lifetime membership in the Church of Bitcoin...
Way to go, man! Spoken like a real bitcoin church pastor urging his flock to surrender their love offering!
You should have also quoted Nakamoto 3:10: "Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this, says the Lord Satoshi Almighty, and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it." I'm imagining myself bursting into laughter if I have ever heard this in their church. So who are you worshipping? Satoshi or Bitcoin? Humans are really the most entertaining creature of this world.