Quote from: unbuttered_toast on June 22, 2011, 02:45:43 AM

If I had special hashing powers, I'd distribute my blocks around different places, to different accounts, so nobody noticed. Cool

Man, that would be such a waste. If I had special hashing powers, I'd make hash browns all over the place. I'd make a bed out of them and then I could wake up in the middle of the night and snack without even leaving my nice warm bed. Oh man that's always been my dream.

Also, I'd make a car out of corned beef hash so I could drive down the road and make people hungry, because obviously the motor would use hash as fuel and the exhaust would smell good or something. I haven't worked out the specifics. I was thinking of making a plane out of hash, but it would obviously be too heavy. I would actually make two cars with drivers carved from hash and have them wreck at high speeds and then pretend I was just an innocent bystander. I'd run over after the crash and say "Oh god it's a mess. Meat strewn everywhere!" and start eating the wreckage.

I'd use my powers to create a secret closet full of hashish. Then I'd sell it, I guess, and buy something that I couldn't make with my hash powers, like pancakes.

Hmm. The hash marks would be a problem though, but I could live with that fault if I did truly have incredible hashing powers. I'd just buy new underwear every day with my hashish money.