MILF
oh now you hadda make me google that, eh?...
...ah ok, stupid frikkin me..I shoulda known. I guess my interwebz acronym literacy is sadly lacking...
Hello sirazimuth?
Are you for real?
You know that if you want to be "woke" to these kinds of terms, you gotta consume a bit more internet porn. We are no longer in the 90s.

we're not in the nineties anymore?
oh shit, no wonder the dial up prodigy internet service on my netscape browser
is so slow. Guess I'll upgrade so I can get all those cool acronyms and porn.
Jeezus, I'm so behind the times....