MILF
oh now you hadda make me google that, eh?...
...ah ok, stupid frikkin me..I shoulda known. I guess my interwebz acronym literacy is sadly lacking...
Hello sirazimuth?
Are you for real?
You know that if you want to be "woke" to these kinds of terms, you gotta consume a bit more internet porn. We are no longer in the 90s.

Yeah, it's 2018 now. He'll probably end up with a GMILF.