I'm not an idiot. I canceled my withdrawals and transferred everything out in Bitcoin the day the withdrawal notice went up.

Not necessarily a bad idea.... depending on how close to the front of the queue you were.

I sold everything at a gain in the past 2 days.

But how do you find out what position in the queue you are in?

That my friend is the great mistery of our time!

Also, the queue is NOT processed in order afaik (from my own experience)