I remember a survey stating that only 3% of the bitcoin population are women. Why so low? I have no idea,

I do.

Most women aren't smart enough or tech savvy enough to be into bitcoin,

just ask yourself: do they need bitcoins in the kitchen?

Boys mine coins, girls bake coins.

Do girls use money?

Women don't need Bitcoins to stay at home all day, pregnant, doing laundry and cooking dinner.