Quote from: actmyname on February 07, 2018, 05:50:46 AM

Quote from: Pearls Before Swine on February 07, 2018, 05:49:00 AM

-snip snap-

Sarcasm is always funnier when you have to explain it.

Once upon a time, in a forum where I had a certain reputation, there was a thread linking to an article with new evidence of wrongdoing by a corrupt politician whom I was well-known to despise.

Said politician was expert at deflecting blame to others. So naturally, I wrote a one-line quip complaining that this fine, upstanding official was the victim of a vast conspiracy by political rivals.

Within minutes, I was followed up with a flood of posts attempting to prove me wrong, and/or calling me nasty names.

I never explained the sarcasm. Others tried to. The vehement (and sometimes vicious) arguments against me did not stop. Neither did my laughtertill I paused to contemplate the intelligence level of so much of the audience before whom I was casting my words daily.

Now, rejoice! For actmyname is soon to be banned by Lauda-aTriz, who is Satoshi, who is the NSA, who already banned theymos.

Quote from: Lauda on December 19, 2017, 08:33:21 AM

Quote from: aTriz on December 19, 2017, 08:32:34 AM

Quote from: TanyaDegurechaff on December 19, 2017, 08:00:34 AM

are you fucking high or this account is hacked?

Both.

And neither at the same time.

Space cats drugged him, then hacked his account and posted this.

JUST LIKE HAPPENS TO ALL THE INNOCENT PEOPLE YOU FALSELY ACCUSE OF SPAMMING AND SPAM-SUPPORT ACTIVITIES, ATRI^H^H^H^HLAUDA.

As for me, my dog ate my homework.