I disagree. I love pens. Look at this one:
The Lighthouse of Alexandria
by Pelikan
You know today is gonna be exciting. When The Wall starts talking about pens.
I'm excited.
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Are they available at penisland.com ?

(actual website that sold pens, aka "Pen Island")
No, that site redirects to a malicious site. Anyway, the pen above is one of a limited edition run of 440. It would be difficult to find and purchase.
I'm so disappointed. sirazimuth claimed penisland.com was an actual website that sold pens, but a snapshot from 2001 shows it was a porno website called penis land, not a respectable pen selling website called pen island.
https://web.archive.org/web/20010926155606/http://penisland.com:80/ Ah ha! Now we get to the heart of the maliciousness.
The real deal pen selling website is called
http://www.penisland.net/ tbh,I just saw a pen in a glass dildo and it reminded me of the penisland.
comnet thing I read about years ago that gave me a chuckle.
it wasn't meant as a link, just a joke ( got googled, of course... thank you fartbuddy for clarifying)
I promise no more malicious penisland jokes...my bad
(I just checked out
http://www.penisland.net...and 1st thing I see... "We Specialize in Wood"... LMAO! )