Are you saying my sarcasm detector is malfunctioning? That does happen, suchmoon knows! 
If so, how, enlighten me, I'm pretty straightforward I guess. I admire your skills, so I'm not sure what you want from me. 
If so, how, enlighten me, I'm pretty straightforward I guess. I admire your skills, so I'm not sure what you want from me. Someone (one of those anti-Lauda crusaders, complete accident I'm sure /sssss) in another thread told me that I'm getting paid for my signature. None of the things in my sig make any sense as ads. Nullius was just dialing that nonsense up to 11 and I'm five-nines-confident that he was indeed being sarcastic.
Five-nines? Thats all? Id thought my post demonstrated a fascinating new mathematical discovery of sarcasm-probability exceeding 1.0.
Such surpassing of tautological limits is easy. Here, I will treat you to an exemplary demonstration:
Of course it may turn out that nullius is actually an alt of Quickseller and we'll all look rather silly then, but that's a worry for another day.
Well, you caught me red-handed there. Yes, I am Quickseller. I have a one centimeter long penis, and I live in my mothers basement. I divide my lonesome existence between scamming people, account-selling, sockpuppeting, and frenzied exercise of my psychotically obsessive hatred for Lauda. My only friend in the whole wide world is OgNasty, my soul-brother, who is just like me except that he wishes he could have sex with women.
suchmoon, thats an awfully nice account you have there. Default-trusted! Mmm, tasty. Would you please sell it to me? Thanks.
I will give you 1000000 BTC for it (well, not reallyscamming here, gotcha! ).Anyway, its too bad you caught me like that. Now, I will need to start myriad forum threads making wild accusations against you on the basis of no evidence whatsoever. Watch out!
Yeah, but my avatar could not stop itself from wanting to spout something out, and I don't even think that my avatar cared if it was on topic or not, because it did not even seem to care about the substance of the signature discussion... It seemed to have gone into a kind of autopilot mode, and seemed to want to get in a little dig... it was saying, suchmoon, suchmoon.. .and laughing... for some reason.... I tried to stop its wordiness choices, but I couldn't.
Your avatar seems to have mistaken who said what. No matter. Its good to this thread finally devolve to laughter, seeing as how it started with a sick joke.