Strange I remember paying for UPS not DHL

No shit! UPS Next Day, no less.

Somehow that turned into a 5 day trip with DHL. Fucked again. JFC Angry

Are you saying it's been sitting in DHL for 3-5 days?

No, I'm saying it looks like it will be 5 days or more by the time it's delivered.

Someone else mentioned this, I'll repeat, it may be DHL has less a problem moving it along if you call and talk to a customer service representative.