I guess last night was a bad time to tinker around with an online trading bot. It appears that I have now BTFD aka catching a falling knife.

On a positive note, my short at 25x on Bitmex is doing great. However, I only risked like .0016 BTC, so it's a whimpy hedge indeed. This is going to be a rough Easter/April fool's day. Hope we bounce off of some kind of support level, soon.
Don't stress yourself too much.