Is this shit even trading and can you deposit on the exchanges or is it still only futures?

LBTC has wallets. The exchange can withdraw them: https://www.digifinex.com/

Do you have any mainstream exchanges that's trading your shitcoin?

Anywhere that speak English?

ZB.com
EXX.com
CoinEgg.com
BtcTrade.im
YoBit.net
KKEX.com
AEX.com
BCEX.ca
digifinex.com

Anywhere that actually enables deposits?

haha.... You should take a good look at this announcement. It's got wallets on it.

Let me rephrase the question.

IS THERE ANY EXCHANGE WHICH ENABLES DEPOSITS OF YOUR COIN SO I CAN DUMP IT?

I BUY what you ask for it ? digifinex is open but its all in chinees no english suppurt what so ever https://t.me/NEOnaziss