Well my van passed the government test with no advisories, and I've spent most of the afternoon having tea with a hot granny. So I'll see what I can do to improve the distribution of merits.

Well I quit that to stay in a good mood. There isn't one thread on the first page of beginners board that looked to be worth opening. I went to the serious discussion board, and there is a thread about comparing Bitcoin with cowrie shells, and a quick look didn't reveal anything more mature. The Ivory Tower hasn't moved for a couple of days. I'll have a look at the tech boards a bit later.