Does it scare you when you think if your account gets hacked or anything happen and then you wait weeks after weeks or months after months without any result to get your account back?
Yes, it does 
I wonder when will the account recovery methods be improved. Probably hiring new staff to do the task should do.
Hilariousandco often responds in those threads already, it seems to me he's capable and has the time to do it, but has no access to restore accounts.A trusted user (like me) could spend some time to review signed messages and restore accounts, reducing workload.
I tried that that 2 months ago, but locked the thread after reading this:You'll be wasting your time and theirs. I was doing this when people have fully verified their accounts sufficiently and the number of responses I've had from them both is zero and as far as I'm aware they're all still awaiting their accounts to be restored.
I guess he just does not prioritize account recovery. I understand his reasoning, since losing your account is, in most cases, your fault.
Now both theymos and cyrus just keep getting the same PMs over and over again. That's a waste of their time too.