Yes, clearly Ive been planning this for 5+ years, Keyser Söze style.

You don't need to have planned this for 5+ years. You could have tried half-heartedly 5 years ago with your photoshopping, and then the idea could have popped up in your head a month or two ago again, and then you decided to try again, but this time with a bit more energy and passion, if you will.. At least on behalf of your Medium/Daniel Treccio profile.
But if you're so eager for the world to find the truth, then why won't you even address my points from earlier? - Don't you see how little sense this makes. It's like if I made a thousand flyers about something going on and then handed them to people on the street, and then when people asked questions about it, I'd run with my tail behind my legs, or simply start joking with them, avoiding their questions/concerns completely.. Wouldn't that be one huge waste of time? - That's pretty much what you're doing.
Youre missing the small fact that for 5+ years I have been telling people these things were coming on a non-stop basis. All while I0 and iX were sub a nickel and for 2+ years sub 1 penny.
If i just got this idea in my head now why would I have actively worn myself out for half a decade? And if I held that long and was serious why didnt I pump it earlier and why did I work so hard for so long to get everyone to buy in cheap?
Telling everyone the truth for so many years where just $100 would have made you a big holder is not exactly a genius conspiracy to fool you. Talking about sense - try to make sense of that.