*FIXED* I edited your quote without making clear what changes I made because I'm a complete twat that deliberately misleads people.

Btw i left the lie about the charity in there without any comedy modifications because thats just despicable.  Donate here with btc:   https://bitpay.com/615074/donate
Or other charities below (which also lists the above childrens link)
https://www.coinpurveyor.com/donations/