I'm alive! Thanks to NothinG i had a boner and ice cold beer. I fapped the whole day and now my penis hurts. Now i'm still here...and sad.
These are not original viagras, i had to buy them on the black market because the original stuff is too expensive for me.
WTF, you said you are a virgin and that you only masturbate, so... what da fuck do you need viagra for?? 
Ever heard of ED? That is what these pills are made for. I can't get a boner the usual way. Thank you for reminding me on that. These are not original viagras, i had to buy them on the black market because the original stuff is too expensive for me.
Maybe he is this italian dude here:
No, that's not me. Please remove that link or you will get wrong guy in trouble. I don't want to harm anyone.