Quote from: TMAN on August 31, 2018, 08:10:56 AM

I WONT to be a compaign manahger. please sir I am the best, I have lots of "friends and family" taht know the mission of this forum. We are all bowing down to sir Theymos and our God on this forum Vod. We promiese to post 450 posts each ~~account~~ member of this prostigious forumn.

SIR please give me job so I can feed family, my wife has just had her big toe eaten by a snake, I am worryed about here verrry mutchness.

I will work for free - b ut give me merits and trust.

thank ytou siur

/s

In coontunation..

Sir I have a veri bieg faamily and mydoughter is seriously ill. Please give me job oatherwise I will kill me myself. Please , please Sir. Give me cartification. I really love this forum and raelly want to become bonty manager. I really poat good. I have 100 post tamplate ready that I can use and all are of more than 50 woards.

Thank you very much sir, i will not dissappoint you, please help me.

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PS: I do not understand why people are posting seriously in such a nonsense and hypothetical question.