Quote from: iPass on January 14, 2014, 12:28:29 PM

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ITT: Space Opera 2014 Redux
Bargraphics, on a quest to become a Jedi Knight, is lured into Darth Ken's underground lair, where he is seduced by Dart Gerald - to join him on The Dark Side.
Bargraphics - blond and basically good - resists, until he is confronted by Darth Ken, who tells Bargraphics "I am not in San Jose, I am your father."
Shaken, streaming with tears and snot, Bargraphics sloppily succumbs to Ken's devious dupery as the two men lock in embrace. The deception is complete when Darth Ken whispers "I had to deceive you, my son. For the good of The Empire. I had to perfect Intellihash."

Will Bargraphics betray his friends and party on the Dark Side with Darth Gerald, Darth Ken & mysterious TheSamNoi?
Will Darth Ken's demonic Intellihash lay waste to the Mining Empire?
Find out later today - same thread, same subeather channel.

Welp, what's the consensus? Was Bargraphics seduced by The dark side? No pics, promises of later, more informative meetings... I like Bargraphics, he's a good judge of character and his business sense is top notch, but with old pros like Gerald... I don't know, whaddaya guys think?
And could Ken really be his dad?

@neilol - don't get frustrated with them, they're just young and inexperienced, not seasoned pros like us.