Besides - the big news in France today will be which of the president's mistresses is actually the First Lady of France.
Why, the hot young blonde one of course.
Ooh la la

(seriously though, I feel kind of bad for his long term girlfriend)
(ha! take that Americans! Our leaders aren't married, they have *girlfriends* and *mistresses*, and we still elect them!)
(it also helps that they aren't climate science deniers

)
A man cheats on his wife, he'll cheat on anyone.
"Climate Change" is a scam designed to separate YOU from your MONEY and FREEDOM.Funny you think France is in a better position than America when we're BOTH being lowered into the vat of boiling oil. You via the Euro, us via the Federal Reserve.
SPACE LIZARD JEWS are controlling the FED via mind control satellite rays that the ILLUMINATI installed eons ago in your ancestors' HEADS!!!
*nervous eye twitch*
I rarely feel as bearish about the future of Bitcoin as when I realize how many batshit crazy rightwingers are attracted to it :/
Sorry to be so cynical here, but I suppose you mean bearish in the sense of "what-a-shame-that-Bitcoin-will-be-making-so-much-money-for-the-batshit-crazy-rightwingers", right?

I wish. More like BTC <--> FoxNewsBux, in the worst case scenario. The currency of choice for the timothy mcveigh's of the world to buy supplies to prepare for the impending communist invasion.
@Mad Scientist: Sorry for calling you "bat shit crazy". I don't know you, so I'm probably wrong. But climate science simply isn't a scam. It's a properly executed research topic. There are still open questions, true, but the basic results are almost universally accepted by the scientists inside the field, and fields close to it: (1) global warming is taking place, (2) a significant cause for (1) is man made. Like I said, details are open for debate and not agreed upon in the field, and most importantly, it is not clear what are the *consequences* to be drawn from the findings, but the whole "global warming is a scam" idea is deeply offending to anyone who ever set a foot into a university and/or worked in research himself