.....converting to Catholicism is a pain in the ass (no pun intended, I swear to God).
catholicism conversion, ass pain, swearing to the invisible sky daddy...
good lord...pun or no pun, I just don't know where to start...
I had a feeling you'd like it

Now what are the chances that the following paragraph supposedly written by his father-in-law is one of Homero's fantasies, à la "Elon gifted me a Tesla":
His activity and involvement in his church was also spread intemationally. On behalf of a small church in Vermont around 2008 or 2009, Josh traveled to Haiti with his pastor and some of his company technicians and engineers to set up a computer lab at an orphanage. This was all done at Josh's expense including computers, travel, furniture etc. He and his companions remained in Haiti for a couple of weeks setting everything up and teaching the children basic computer skills.
https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ctd.119042/gov.uscourts.ctd.119042.34.1.pdf (page L9)
I mean come on... computer lab... orphanage... Haiti... more likely he embezzled a few grand from his "business" and made up a cover-up story for uncle Stu. Speaking of which, where is
that character reference? His long-time business partner surely would have something to say about him, no?