Im pretty relaxed about entry.

*Having nailed the sentiment of the world, Rosewater hands Hairy the sacred hammer*

get yer moon boots on lads

they are always on JUST IN CASE, never now when shit's gonna take off

There ain't no such thing as a free hat. This will end doomily. Wait for it.

Again, your tendency to find a doom scenario in good news, correct?

Living off the fat of the land is a niche hustle. Don't forget to ladder your approaches.

*Rosewater throws the ceremonial mallet*

That is called : Koreck!!!! Cheesy