It is just boring having to read the same thing over and over and I am seriously worried about Suchmoon's health - Alcoholism is a worrying problem and unless you act Suchmoon will be Drinking from morning to night! can you really look in the mirror and be happy that you are making a cool member of this forum drink so much?
I can quit drinking any time. After tomorrow
As for your suggestion - I'm not convinced if it will change much, since those complainers don't read or they deliberately waste our time, but it doesn't seem like a big job and may be worth a try. Could try having a sticky too. Don't even need theymos for that, do we?
I also think the other suggestion floating around - to add an alert next to the "Post" button every time you create a post (sorry to whoever suggested that... can't remember so can't credit properly) has a chance of actually preventing one or two users from suicide, which is preferable to dealing with consequences, so ideally we should have that AND the appeal process improvements.