(the joos woof woof)
You have said it a few times before, so just in case anyone might have possibly forgotten, you have been there to save WO readers (anyone reading your posts) from any possible loss of memory and repaint your exaggerated story in your own misleading and distracting kind of way.
Thanks Roach:

Are you white-knighting Bob with our local Nazi silverbug?

I mean, black and gay... this might be impossible to pull off even in 2.5-3.5k words.