I apologize, I have been on the forum for a year and a half, and only once did it, I didnt like it, I was drunk. This is my only salary, unlock me, please, I promise, I will never do that. Sorry again. My login is Dzhus
I agree to incur punishment, but not banned forever, I beg.
I do not understand anything, I did not write these messages, I am writing in Russian.
maybe I got hacked, but I already changed my password.
Slow down OP! I'm struggling to keep up over here! Every time I upload my bingo card to imgur you jump in with yet another excuse.

Look on the bright side though - you just SMASHED the previous record of four excuses in one with a record NINE boxes on the bingo card. You have narrowly missed out on making a 5-box row, column or diagonal though, so there is still plenty to play for!
You forgot to mark "I never said that" He claims he only writes in Russian and wasn't him.