You forgot to mark "I never said that" He claims he only writes in Russian and wasn't him.
You are absolutely right. In my hurry to post my bingo card before he came out with yet another excuse, I glossed over that one entirely. Somewhat embarrassing, since I made the bingo card myself. Good thing I don't play bingo in real life - I would likely lose a lot.
Dzhus now holds the record for
ten (10) excuses!