It is so hard for me to read and understand your post 
I guess you must have misread something....It is impossible that you can only get 0.25btc for $800 on coinbase.
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I read a good place to go for newbs is coinbase well I started there and absolutely refuse to pay $800 something for a measly ass .25 bitcoins...
I read a good place to go for newbs is coinbase well I started there and absolutely refuse to pay $800 something for a measly ass .25 bitcoins...
I guess you must have misread something....It is impossible that you can only get 0.25btc for $800 on coinbase.