Irony.  Look, you come off like a well educated, but extremely inexperienced 15 year old kid, so I'm gonna go soft on you.  Lets play a guessing game: You're stuck in your mother's basement on a cold winter break, bored out your mind.  You read somewhere that scammers like to use bitcoin because it's "untraceable," and thought to yourself "Hey, I can scam someone out of some of that there bitcorn," and here you are.

Well, how did I do?