b. 256gb is the size of a fingernail. not a server. and 256gb is 9 years of block data, not one day
Its twice the size of my hard drive. We already have a bigger block experiment underway (2 actually). Their blocks never come close to getting filled.
d. telling people to get off the bitcoin network, bitcoin network needs expensive transactions is not "helping bitcoin adoption"
Have you transacted in BTC lately? The median fee is around 8 cents. Not exactly "expensive."
e. using a non-blockchain network requiring to wait for co-signer to be available just to transact is NOT "new technology"
The way that they interact with blockchains most certainly is a new technology. I just don't understand your constant anger at LN. If you don't like it, don't use it. Nobody is forcing you to do anything.