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Did it suddenly dawn on everyone after all this time that "Hey guise, we might need an email to transfer shares - whadda yall think?"
Was the thinking along the lines of "since we got all this time to watch the empty workbenches be empty, let's put off basic shit until we're really fucked!"
But seriously - since Ken's kinfolk are drawing pay, why not teach one of the brighter ones how to do some of the chores? After all, I hear some of them other multimillion multinationals actually hire *real people who know what they're doing*?
Sebastian, it has been three months of solid thumb-fiddling, and now the hangup is "Ken needs our email addys"?
P.S: Should i scrape this thread and find the bit where Ken tells you that he's programming law into his fancy claim portal?
P.P.S: Found this whopper while looking for a quote:
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This is very important to us. This is our moto: "If You Make Your Customers Successful, You Will Be Successful". Now that being said we have no control over the difficulty, so we are working on R & D to make our machines run faster. Now, here is our promise to our customers, if at anytime before we ship the machine to our customer and the machine will not return a positive ROI within the first year, we will at their option refund 100% of the purchase price of the machine.
Totally forgot about Ken's motto and his miner protection plan.
BRB, grep.