Cylinder Maximalist
Don't worry, I have a plan for our little friend. No whitepaper yet but I think those are overkill and cause a lot of unnecessary infighting.

edit: VeeCash! VeeCash! VeeCash!
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that's a straight 8
The dev team told me it was two V8s stuck together! Damn... they got 10% of the pre-mine too.
wtf? dunno how you've infiltrated my dev team, they're all nda-ed up the wazoo, but glad to see they downplayed it a bit. 70% is quite enough for the common people, less the ongoing founder's fees and so forth, and golden toilets for devs of beautiful new coins are mandatory nowadays you know
I'm working on a sidechain.
It's weird. It seems many of the old school bitcoiners who didn't pile on Monero are now piling on Grin.
Ironic.