Quote from: kingcolex on April 19, 2019, 01:52:09 AM

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Quote from: bitserve on April 19, 2019, 12:54:19 AM

Quote from: kingcolex on April 19, 2019, 12:45:36 AM

Quote from: bitserve on April 19, 2019, 12:30:19 AM

I think I need to share this even if I will probably regret doing so.

Ok, the thing is that today I spent the whole day cleaning my new property and the pool. To make whole story short... I arrived home (the regular one) at night... a couple hours ago. Then I noticed my ballsack was itching (even after taking a shower and carefully cleaning "the parts"). Probably because of friction or something from all the day working on the property... Don't really know, it's just weird.

Some time later I got very upset/uncomfortable by the burning feeling and decided maybe I could try to use some alcohol on the skin.

But I couldn't find any alcohol (not the drink type, I got plenty of that) so I thought cologne/perfum is almost the same. So I went to the bathroom and looked for the cheapest one I could find, in this case "Antonio Banderas 'The Golden Secret'" one. I don't even know why I do even have that shit in there... anyway....

So I generously sprayed my balls looking for some relieve.... For a few seconds I just felt some fresh sensation, I thought, it's ok, I fixed it! So I kept going... but no, it's not! The next couple of minutes my balls were BURNING LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!!

...

Two hours later I don't feel anything. So yeah, I fixed it.... either that or the fucking burning sensation numbed me so much that I can't feel the previous one anymore.

It worked.

True story.

#lifeofabitcoiner <- Think about it. I really mean it.

Are you in a tropical region? If so it could definitely by fungal, that shit loves to grow on feet, balls and armpits. Get some selson blue, rub it on there and then take a shower like 10 mins later.

I think it was due to unusual friction. I feel great now, just a somewhat pleasant tingling sensation remaining. But thanks! Maybe next time I will try that to avoid seeing the fucking hell for the first couple of minutes.

I guess it is not a good idea to use alcohol on already irritated skin... but it worked anyways.

Raid kills crabs one shot...don't ask.

Sounds like a great way to get ball cancer.

Raid causing cancer is a myth.

On a side note, I had a buddy tell his wife he got "tree crabs". He made it up but used to cut trees for a living. yeah the dumb bitch bought it. He was a real piece of work, they deserved each other.