Life is already very stressful, my friend. Everyone can use little humor in their life, even in professional life. OP is trying to make smile visitors-buyers so more power to him.
Good Luck Royse.
You are the type of people who take life too seriously

Total luck of sense of humor... How about you loosen up a bit?
Would it hurt you?
You know why I hate people mucking about when things should be taken seriously? Because of crap like this :
We would like to be the propery agent and take 15% of the tenant's monthly fee please. Full management is offered. We will review the succesful tenant's business every 3 months and collect payments.

Fun and jokes are fine, but comon!!! this is ridiculous... no one's gonna take op seriously and in the end it will be bad for everyone of us that sells their signature spaces to campaigns.