I feel your longing for vagiety. That's what most healthy males are after, admit it or not. It's biology, you know. The chromothingies or something. You sound like you're golden anyway, with children and all. If I feel like marrying one day, I'll come to you for advice about a suitable mail order agency.
Have you not watched that recent Black Mirror episode with two big straighties having weird VR videogame sex? It turns out it was all fine because they didn't want to get it on in real life.
That means that someday soon everyone on this thread will be able to have guilt free sexual intercourse with each other regardless of gender or persuasion. Perhaps there should be a set time on a Sunday afternoon or something just after church.