I like fake tits, botox, lip fillers & stuff like that.
ewwwww
Ewwww indeed!
I did say I can be flexible about age, didn't I?

But sex is preserving the beauty, they say.
I can second that, because after four kids with the same woman, sex becomes pretty rare, and that was when i started to look older faster (and the misses too)...

It doesn't even take four children. One will often do. Even if it isn't mine.