My "Diabolical Satoshi" conspiracy theory? Bitcoin wasn't an accident. Satoshi, "and friends" might have already planned out what to do after the network/protocol was stable enough for the users/miners.
Tinfoil hats on.
Tinfoil hats on.
I'm currently wearing a tinfoil hat on top of my tinfoil hat! *joking, although not really joking* ...
Ok, add another one.
What if Bitcoin's first exchanges, first dark markets, and first everything were already planned by the first group of people "hired" by the "Satoshi gang", or was already part of the gang, to boot-strap the network's economy?