I voted he'll be elected again without knowing his possible opponents. Who are they again?
Couple Socialists.
Couple old white Billionaires. (one of them is Trump rich, the other is obscenely rich)
A senile old man that doesn't know what state he's in.
White lady that thinks she's an Indian.
An Indian lady that thinks she's black.
Hawaiian lady that considers herself a person of color.
Millennial that likes to make out with his boyfriend on stage.
Asian dude that wants to give $1,000 a month to everyone.
A Vegan.
Deval Patrick is also announcing he's going to run tomorrow. Don't know what to make fun of him for yet though.
Who am I missing?
Wait...
(who would have dreamed that the collapse of the Clinton power system internal to the Dem party would have led to this...)