Doesn't a pump and dump by definition need a sucker to buy the dump when the price is high? How the hell would this work if everyone is in on it?

Day traders not part of the group aren't "in on it". Keep the signups coming!

Where is the signup link?

The signup link is in the OP. Cool

Right, that brings me to your web page but the only link I see is 'Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)' near the bottom and that faults out to " ..." code.

That's odd, theres a signup form right under "Where Do I Join Pump & Dump Profits?"