I do indeed enjoy wanking every day, and recommend that you try it; it helps clear the mind, which will allow you to see that I had little to say in the original thread because that thread is not about me, and that Timelord2067's attempts to make it about me were off-topic, hence why I created this thread.

Incidentally, my multifarious sexual proclivities are likewise off-topic in this thread, so please create a new thread if you wish to discuss them further.