Hey xtraelv, maybe you can add also the following (more recent) scandals. Some of them have funny quotes; some are serious though.

1. wolwoo vs. Dalton gang (meaning Merit Cycling Club) - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5209881.msg53356638#msg53356638

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2. wolwoo vs. BitcoinTalk - BitcoinTalk.org is DEATH - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5214462.0

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3. Timelord2067 vs. Foxpup - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5219781.0

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Quote from: Foxpup on January 25, 2020, 03:47:43 PM

Quote from: xolxol on January 25, 2020, 03:16:54 PM

Foxup enjoys wanking everyday thats why she forgot to reply to the thread,she cant catchup which is why she created this thread.

I do indeed enjoy wanking every day, and recommend that you try it; it helps clear the mind, which will allow you to see that I had little to say in the original thread because that thread is not about me, and that Timelord2067's attempts to make it about me were off-topic, hence why I created this thread.

Incidentally, my multifarious sexual proclivities are likewise off-topic in this thread, so please create a new thread if you wish to discuss them further.

4. marlboroza vs. Timelord2067 - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5218451.0

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Quote from: marlboroza on February 16, 2019, 12:06:52 AM

It is impossible for me not to see and to forget first positive feedback I received. I masturbated on it for few days IIRC.

5. The-Devil going from hero to zero
The-Devil was nominated (and banned later) in the "Newbie of the Year 2019" contest, held by DireWolfM14. About same days, Nandini_crypto observed that TMAN gave 50 merits to The-Devil in a thread where The-Devil was expressing his joy about his first rank up. The 50 merit transaction raised many questions about this "newbie" and the situation escalated quickly to the point where it was proved that The-Devil was plagiarizing, but also that he is in fact a fake newbie which was posting questions in the forum from his alt accounts and he was responding to the respective questions from his The-Devil account.

The-Devil at first played the innocent; then he became ridiculous when he took a typing speed test to prove how fast he is (thus he was able to answer within seconds to the questions posted from his alt accounts). In the end, he tried to lose the heat put on him by opening new threads, trying to move forum's attention on other subjects, such as accusing PrimeNumber7 of being QuickSeller's alt account or accusing marlboroza, morvillz7z and Quickseller for abusing their powers.

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Quote from: TMAN on January 07, 2020, 08:04:59 PM

I am really confused now. Did I royally fuck up Or not?

Quote from: nullius on January 09, 2020, 01:25:44 PM

For to find the causes of paranormal epiphenomena violating the laws of forum metaphysics, I have analyzed the most cryptic secrets of daemonology, uttered dark incantations, and hereby added red boldface (with the internal quote slightly fixed):

Quote from: stompix on January 09, 2020, 05:46:59 AM

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Quickseller alleges... I believe that anyone dealing with The-Devil is at a high risk
Support: Lauda, marlboroza, TMAN, Quickseller, hacker1001101001

Quote from: The-Devil on January 08, 2020, 10:13:25 AM

Today my account has been converted to hell.

Quote from: The-Devil on January 08, 2020, 03:15:41 PM

Some of my posts coincide with an article by coincidence.