Notice your references are to items in the Physical world, which is why you are stupid. 
When you start throwing those words it's a clear sign you have no arguments left.
So, have 1/1000 of a cookie.
The Virtual World does not have the same limitations as the Physical World. 
Good, then let's deal with this entirely virtual!!!
Send me 10 BTC I will send you 10 satoshi, because you claim it's the same thing!