Define real women.
Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman
def woman():
x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")
p = x*y
if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
else:
print("Skip to the next candidate.")
woman()
I would quibble with that formula. Quite frankly, if a woman can not give you at least 3-5 kids then she is not good enough. 29 is way, way too old.
You don't want to have more than 2 kids especially when everybody and everything is super stupid in the last 10-15 years.
I wouldn't want my child to watch retarded youtubers on youtube for example. I grow up by watching pokémon and that was the most awesome shit I have ever witnessed.
Even 2 kids is too much tbh. It is either 1 or none. My logic says none but biology says at least one.
So 29 is OK to me.