Everyone's jealous of a country with the world's highest civilian incarceration rate,
... and where a majority of inmates belong to racial minorities,
and many prisons are private-owned, for-profit businesses,
and the cost of health treatments is opaque and differs depending on whose hand is paying,
and most university graduates start their career burdened by crippling debt...
that spies on its own citizens while spending more on the military than healthcare or education.
There's that, too.
Who wouldn't want that?
Well, they invented Coca-Cola and McDonald's. It surely makes up for everything else, doesn't it.