What more proof do ÿ͉͔̖͇̓̊̈̆͐͘̚͠ơ̛͎͖͗̐̀́̽̍͐̄͟ͅu̹̰̖̥͐̓͗͆̂̾͗̆͑͑̓ need!? It is cǫ̴̖̱̼̺̪̯͓͈͙̈͝m̵̧͓̘̩̭̝̱͖̠̋̀͜p̲̟̪̠̹̙̲͇̺̔͒͟l̡̟̯̝̲̬͕͑̓͜͟e̢̧̞̪͍̤̥̲̜̙t̴͔̺̱̥̲̥̮̭̼̞̾̏e̢̢̧͓̬̘̼̟͜ļ̺͕͖̗̱̲̫͎̀ͅy̡̧̛̼͕͍̖̯̯͈͙̿ obvious. If you disagree, then you must be part of t͕͓̖̭̤̤ͅh̠͕̳̫̪̲̻ȩ̶̫̖̳̼̠̺ cover-up.
It’s not the CIA.
It’s not the Chinese.
It’s not Bill Gates.
And of course, there is absolutely no way that this virus w̧̩̯̝̒͜͜a̪̼̯̹̮̠ş̧̱̮̟̘̎ a “natural” occurrence!
IT IS LAUDA.




<blink>tHe ẗ̶̗͚́̋RuTh!!!11</blink>As I was initiated into a
cryptic cult with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of
Lauda shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:
The witch LAUDAIdentified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO. Much better than an ICO.)